Maple Crusted Milk Chocolate from Nova Scotia

Maple Crusted Milk Chocolate from Nova Scotia

Many good things came out of going to Toronto for the World Fantasy Convention last year. I got to network my ass off with a bunch of peers, and meet some of my writing heroes. I got to live on poutine and crullers for a few days (and some amazing Indian food). I also got to make some valuable connections around the world–like a fellow candy aficionado in the Halifax area.

After a discussion about good chocolate prompted by my previous post about Theo and fair trade chocolate, a plan was hatched. Addresses were exchanged, and the first Fringe Candy Prisoner Exchange took place via mail. I broke my bounty out and have decided to do four reviews/posts based on what was contained within.

First up, we have the deceptively simple Maple Crusted Milk Chocolate bar from Sugah, a confectioner in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

And I’d like to go on record and say that when it comes to food, simple is often a good thing. Sugah makes their weapon of choice the old fashioned way, with authentic ingredients and a big copper kettle and then worked on marble slabs. Starting with the basics–making a smooth, quality chocolate base–is essential. If your chocolate is too sweet, or chalky, or waxy, then it doesn’t matter how you dress it up. And at the heart of Sugah’s chocolate bars is a very high quality chocolate.

Now here comes the twist.

Maple sugar.

I can hear some of you skeptics saying, “Wait, so they added sugar to a chocolate bar and that matters HOW exactly?”

Shut your PEZ hole and let me lay some learning on you.

There’s all kinds of sugar. Most people think it just comes from sugar cane, if they think of it at all. In 2009, 20% of sugar produced worldwide came from beets. And this isn’t a new thing. They’ve been extracting sugar from beets for over 250 years. And then there’s maple sugar, like what is used on this particular candy bar. Maple sugar has been cultivated before Europeans came over the pond and started fucking up the place. Maple sugar is about twice as sweet as cane sugar, plus it’s only about 90% sucrose, the other 10% being fructose or glucose, which accounts for the slight (but undeniable) difference in flavor.

The crusting of Sugah’s milk chocolate bar is light, and primarily on one side. It gives the bar a light crunchiness. I expect the sweetness of the chocolate itself might have been toned down to keep the maple sugar on top from being too overwhelming, but I can’t prove it. The overall effect was a very light crispness to the bite, followed by a delightfully melty chocolate. The actual maple flavor wasn’t something that hit me over the head immediately. Instead, it was a warm glow of flavor that lingered as the chocolate tones faded. There’s no mistaking maple flavor, and it’s perfectly balanced here.

As an introduction to gourmet Canadian chocolates, I found this bar to be a beautiful starting place.

Would I go out of my way for one again? If I lived in Canada where I could get them easily, this would certainly end up in a regular rotation. I can see it pairing wonderfully with a croissant and coffee, or maybe some tea on a rainy day. If you ever get a chance to try one, or anything from Sugah, don’t hesitate. I have two more bars from them I’m saving for my near-future review that are well worth seeking out. At this point, they could dip a beaver paw in chocolate and I’d probably take a whack at it. I don’t know how long they’ve been around…since 2005 at least, but I can’t find a comprehensive history of the company. But with a chocolate like this, I expect they’ll be around for a while.

Late to the Fight

Posted: June 16, 2013 in Uncategorized
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Rainy Spring in Greenwood

Rainy Spring in Greenwood

(While the content of this post should be safe in regards to Trigger Warnings, some of the links I post are not. Please click-through with caution because the internet is full of hateful assholes.)

There was a time when I thought just being a good man was enough.

Strike that.

Correction.

My idea of what it meant to be a good man used to be different. In an ideal world we evolve and question previously held convictions. That was the case for me. I came to realize that my image of a good man wasn’t good enough. I needed to be a good person–a better person.

I took for granted for so long that women were my equals, that I lost sight of how far there was still to go. I figured that as long as I treated women with respect, my job was done. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize how wrong I was.

I needed to do more. We need to do more. Guys, I’m talking to you here.

We need to change the language. And holy hell, it’s difficult, even if you’re committed to it. It is ingrained in our culture to use feminine words to call out flaws. Not cowardly, but pussy. Not argumentative, but bitchy. Not a shit-poor athlete, but play like a girl, (and as a long-time fan of the WNBA, I wish I could play basketball that well.) And then there’s the use of rape language to describe the domination of a conflict.

It needs to stop. Because it perpetuates the casual assumption that women are unequal, and that the language of sexual violence is acceptable. Even if you don’t mean any of it. Especially if you don’t mean any of it. Because it isn’t acceptable. We need to make it clear to the people who do mean it that this language, this attitude, won’t be tolerated anymore. Because while “make me is a sandwich” is a (VERY bad) joke coming from most people, there are still some who consider it an order.

I’m late to this fight, because I didn’t realize that 1 in 3 adolescent girls are the victims of physical, emotional, or verbal abuse from a dating partner. I didn’t realize that for many women, verbal abuse, cat-calling, aggressive objectification was a fact of daily life. I didn’t realize that many women could not go about normal daily activities that I took for granted without feeling threatened. I didn’t realize that sexual harassment in the workplace was as widespread or as tolerated in some corporate cultures as it is. Let’s face it–I didn’t realize a lot!

I’m late to this fight because I never noticed that women who criticize, hell, even just point out that this kind of inequality exists, are met with violent, hateful verbal abuse and threats against their safety.

I’m late to this fight because while I hate the idea of rape and sexual assault, I never heard of rape culture–even though I saw it around me all the time. I could not see the forest for the trees.

I’m late to this fight because the majority of my good friends are strong, amazing women who radiate confidence. And thanks to them, I have gradually come to see the culture of oppression they’ve been pushing back against their entire lives. I’m not naming names, but I hope they know who they are, because they inspire me daily. I’m sorry it took me so long to get here.

So, why should we care, men? Well, in case the idea that all people should be considered equal doesn’t work for you, then here’s this list as a starting point. (As an interesting aside, a Google search for Why Men Should Be… completed that sentence with Feminists as the top result. The second result was completed with Paid More Than Men, so clearly, work needs to be done.)

But the fascinating thing, to me at least, is that we stand to benefits from joining the fight as well. Because the status quo is harmful. It’s toxic. It reinforces gender roles and stereotypes not just for women, but for men as well. I hate to get all duality on you here, but if we hold to one idea of what it means to be a woman, by default we’re holding to one idea of what it means to be a man. And that idea doesn’t fit everyone. I’d go so far as to say it doesn’t fit MOST people.

I’ve touched on this before, just under a year ago. I like several things that don’t fit that typical manly stereotype. Floral pens. Musicals (love me some Sondheim). Getting flowers (sunflower being my favorite, but also fond of lilies). The music of Rumer (how can you not love that voice? Are you made of stone?). Accessories (no, really…my most recent bag acquisition is by any rational description a purse, no two ways about it, but it’s perfectly sized for my daily needs). Conversely, I suck at most sports (don’t even like watching them for the most part) and am crap at fixing a car. That’s just how it is. I don’t fit that manly man mold. Does that mean I am not a good man?

So to all those who have been rallying against this for years, decades, I’m sorry. I didn’t know the fight was going on. By not seeing it, I helped perpetuate it with lazy language and blind acceptance of the paradigm. I didn’t see that this was my fight, also. I was wrong.

I’m late to the fight. But I’m here, now. I’m working on becoming a better person. And I’m here to help win this.

I will no longer accept the status quo–the casual sexism, the misogyny, the rape culture–and I will challenge it when it rears it’s ugly head. Sometimes all it takes is a simple, “Dude…that’s not cool” to get the conversation started. I will no longer use the language that helps perpetuate and prop up this system of inequality. I’ll continue to push for better, more equal representation in media–strong female characters, talented female writers/artists.

And I’ll continue to encourage all of you, men and women alike, to do the same.

Because it’s never too late to join the fight.

Film Geek

Posted: June 3, 2013 in Random Geekery
My dressing up as an alien monster days are far behind me.

My dressing up as an alien monster days are far behind me.

I remember when the word was a stigma. When I was in junior high and high school, it was the early days of the Great Geek Uprising, a little-studied sociological shift that started in 1984, sparked by the bonfire speech at the end of  ”Revenge of the Nerds.” The word “Geek” was not a badge of honor, then. It was a word that others labeled you with, a word that meant “not one of us.”

There were other words, words I could list, but why bother? We all know them. We’ve all heard them. Hell, some of us have even used them, rightfully or otherwise. Labels are easy. Labels are a mental place-holder. They let you sum up a person in one word, file them away. Even geeks used them. Jocks, being the word that comes to mind most readily. Not “Athlete,” mind you. Jock. And it was no more fair of a label than what we got branded with.

And truth be told, insofar as the word meant someone different, someone who didn’t fit in, someone with weird interests, Geek really did fit the bill. I didn’t like it. I didn’t want to be different. I wanted to be normal. But I also liked the stuff I liked.

At the time, I figured it was the obvious stuff. Dungeons & Dragons, fantasy and sci-fi novels, unconventional taste in music. How unconventional are we talking, music-wise? In junior high, the only contemporary artist I liked was Billy Joel. The rest of the time I was listening to soundtracks and Gilbert & Sullivan.

What didn’t occur to me as odd until fairly recently was that I also loved old movies. Not just the normal matinee B-movie stuff that most young boys like–Godzilla or Sinbad films. I loved old comedies and musicals. I might have been the only 13-yr old who had a fondness for such movies as “Bell, Book, and Candle” or the Jerry Lewis classic “Cinderfella.” I might have been one of only a few kids back home who could identify the movie “London After Midnight” a film that pretty much vanished off the face of the earth decades before I was born. I saw “Abbot & Costello Go To Mars” three times and laughed every time. That Laurel and Hardy bit that involves them trying to move a piano up a long set of stairs? I’ve seen it, and can remember the name of the short film it was featured in. And it never occurred to me that it might be…unusual.

My senior year of high school, movies like “Predator” and “Robo-Cop” and “Dirty Dancing” were dominating the theaters. And I saw those and enjoyed them. But something else movie-related happened in 1987. That was the year Danny Kaye died. And boy did I ever love Danny Kaye. He just had this quality about him. His inherent decency shone through in everything he did. I even clipped out and saved his obituary. Never done that for anyone else. Just him. That was the kind of impact he had on me.

And again, this never really struck me as odd.

I credit the fact that I had some pretty strange friends with curious tastes of their own. I also think my dad helped indulge the geekery, letting me watch the Saturday afternoon matinees on Denver’s channel 2 from noon until mid-afternoon way more frequently than a responsible father would have. But he liked that kind of stuff, too. And by liking movies from his generation and before, there was some kind of emotional continuity.

Last night, I was at a favorite neighborhood watering hole, named after an old noir film. Naked City Brewery & Taphouse honors that connection by having two TVs over the bar tuned to AMC pretty much exclusively. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the movie that was playing and thought it was “Robin Hood” for a moment, then I quickly realized I was wrong. No. this was Danny Kaye’s “The Court Jester,” which I quickly pointed out to my dining companions. I went on to mention how I felt it was one of three essential Kaye films, along with “Secret Life of Walter Mitty” and “The Inspector General.” Turns out that despite being not considerably younger than myself, neither of them had ever seen a Danny Kaye movie.

And my first reaction was, “That’s weird!”

But no. It really isn’t. What’s weird is that I have such strong affection for movies that were made decades before I was born. What’s weird is that these things are important to me.

They were right. Twenty-five, thirty years ago, the bullies back home were right. I was a geek.

I still am.

I always will be.

The stuff a person loves, deep down in their bones loves, that’s what makes them who they are. That’s what makes them unique.

“Not one of us.”

You. Me. Probably all of us on some level.

Geeks.

And that’s wonderful

Courtesy of Post SecretI’d like to start by saying I know some weird, weird people. A challenge of sorts was laid down on Twitter earlier today by Twitternaut Georg Greg that read, “ALCOHOL – because no great story or song ever started with someone eating a salad.” Before I knew it, people were rising to the challenge. But it took one of my favorite troublemakers, Brooke Bolander to birth a genre out of it.

But there is only so much you can do with 140 characters on Twitter. So, I’m making this a real challenge. Here we go folks. The Bitter Greens – Salad Noir gauntlet has been thrown down.

Details: I’m looking for flash fiction pieces, with a hard (and totally arbitrary) word count limit of 700 words. The theme is “Salad Noir,” and salads have to be part of the first paragraph. Deadline is June 21st, just in time for the Summer Solstice. I’ll pick two stories and publish them online here in time for the 4th of July. The first place story gets $10 and I’ll award $5 for the runner up.

Submit via email in standard manuscript format as an attachment to bebopdiablo@gmail.com with the subject line of “SALAD NOIR” followed by your last name.

Yes, I know some weird, weird people. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Now, get writing!

Organic & fair trade cherry almond dark chocolate.

Organic & fair trade cherry almond dark chocolate.

So, I have a problem with chocolate. It’s not that I don’t like the flavor. I mean, it’s candy for fucksake, so of course I like the taste of good chocolate. I’ve even reviewed a few of my favorites here (the Ritter Sport still my favorite despite the ethical dilemma).

The problem is that chocolate, or more specifically the process by which it’s produced, is pretty goddamned evil. It is, sadly, one of those evils we find it convenient to overlook, because to address it would mean uncomfortable choices. The steps in creating chocolate from the pods harvested in the forest to the actual cocoa are many, and that means a lot of people have to get paid along every step of that process. To keep the prices low, it’s just generally accepted that cocoa growers are paid next to nothing if not outright enslaved.

How that chocolate tasting now?

Now, that’s not to say there aren’t options. Fair-trade chocolate, like that used by Seattle’s Theo Chocolates, lets you enjoy your endorphin rush without contributing to the perpetual impoverishment of an entire region. Do I still occasionally get a mainstream chocolate bar from Nestle or Hershey that doesn’t really care that much how they get their cocoa as long as it’s cheap? On rare occasions, yes. I’m not perfect. But try to remain very conscious about who gets my money. And this small, locally-grown chocolate house is Fringe Candy in the best way possible. Not only do they make a superior product with innovative flavors, they do it ethically.

Theo makes a very wide array of chocolates. I have yet to try one I didn’t like, though the bread and chocolate one didn’t move me as much as others. For the purpose of this review, I picked up their Organic Fair Trade Cherry Almond 70% Dark Chocolate bar. By the way, it’s also non-GMO project verified. It’s 3 oz of heaven. Not too sweet, seeded throughout with chewy bits of tart cherry and crunchy kernels of almond in perfect distribution. It’s heaven. I love fruit in my chocolate. I’ll admit it. True, a bar runs just shy of $3 at the store downstairs from my office, but this is not a bar to be eaten by one person in one sitting. Theo bars are for either savoring or sharing. I prefer to share, breaking it into pieces and walking around the office.

How many ingredients does such a bar have, one might ask?

Six.

That’s it.

Hell, if it didn’t have both cherries AND almonds, it wouldn’t even have that many.

When you use good chocolate, you don’t have to use a lot else. And let me tell you…this is GOOD chocolate. Damn if it isn’t GREAT chocolate. A little over a year ago, I shipped five of their coconut curry bars to a Seattle ex-pat living on the other coast because they were needed. You don’t do that for a goddamned Almond Joy.

They make less exotic bars. Straight up chocolate, or mint, or coconut? They got you covered. They also do some amazing, innovative flavors. Pretty much wherever your chocolate desires take you, they will have a bar for you. (Except for bacon, that is. I think they’re one of the few gourmet chocolate houses that resisted that particular craze. But with options like Pili Pili Chili, or Fig, Fennel & Almond, you’re not going to miss the bacon.)

And if you’re in the Seattle area, you can tour the plant, learn about the process, and sample the magic. It’s like Willy Wonka without the creepy guy in the hat, the golden ticket, or enslaving the indigenous Oompa Loompas.

Because, you know, chocolate…

…evil.

Ravensgate: A Matter of Faith

Posted: April 21, 2013 in Novels
Two faces of Buddha.

Two faces of Buddha.

Religion and spirituality is a driving force of culture. It provided a way to unify people beyond family or clan or race for centuries before such concepts of Nationalism were invented. The extent to which faith impacts a fantasy world says a lot about that world.  This is particularly relevant when working in a genre where the Gods can take a very active role. If you don’t believe me, ask Odysseus.

The religions of the world in which Ravensgate exists are also significant to the story. So, let’s talk creation of a pantheon, and what happens when new Gods replace old ones who are not quite ready to shuffle into the great beyond.

Within the history of the world, the first series of Gods were similar to the Titans which preceded what we know know as the classical Greek Gods. There were five, representing broad states of matter (Earth, Fire, Air, Water, and Wood), and because their focus was so large, they were incredibly powerful, but simple. During a period known as the Great Betrayal, a new, and chaotic god of oceans decided to overthrow the old Gods. He seduced Earth’s daughters, Fire and Wood, and turned them against their father. In the conflict Air was lost, Water was thought killed, and Earth was so badly injured that he slumbers eternally, deep within the planet, speaking to his remaining followers in their dreams and directing them towards his body.

The Dwarves of the Caliphate are the only people who still listen to the dreams of Earth, though they call him by his old name, Ben’kono. The humans follow only the newer Gods, with Masewi, God of Oceans at the top of the new pantheon.

Beneath him sit the two tamed forces of Fire and Wood, now known as Taksara, Goddess of Love and Other Hardships, and Caccia, the Greenmother. Beneath them sit the two children Taksara bore Masewi: Domuat the Gray Brother who rules the Ashen Lands, world of the dead, and Kalinde the Law Keeper who represents administration and laws, putting her in charge of the world of the living. Masewi also bred twins with a human woman, and these two Gods of Man are Aleph and Zhed, representing the best of human potential and the worst, respectively. And then there’s Qi, the God of Magic, Knowledge, and Secrets. The humans recognize all eight of these forces, but tend to have their favorites, dictated by station in life and nationality as much as personal preference.

Let’s look at these all in a bit more depth. Of the nine primary characters, five of them have strong ties to one church or another, and it helps inform a great deal of their story arcs.

  • Masewi — Oceans — An angry and fickle God, he is widely represented by priests who file their teeth down like those of a shark. He is not openly worshiped so much as appeased, and most coastal towns will have a temple to him, complete with a ocean-fed pool to anoint initiates and, in dark times, to drown sacrifices. Keenly aware that he himself is an usurper, he does not allow armies to travel on his waters. This lends extra importance to overland routes such as the one through Ravensgate.
  • Taksara — Love and Other Hardships — Traditionally, the church of Taksara is an all-female order that offers up healing and counselling. Patron of scorned women, her priestesses must imbibe a poison called the Flame of Passion which bonds them to Taksara and makes them infertile. They have a reputation as poisoners, and between this and the brothel-like atmosphere of her tent temples, the Vale Land has outlawed open worship of Taksara, forcing her priestesses to work in secret if at all. They operate openly in the Caliphate, and are headquartered in the City of Flowers deep in the desert where they train initiates.
  • Caccia — Fertility and Harvest — Worship of Caccia varies depending on proximity to civilization. She represents not only agriculture, but the byproducts of agriculture (wine, beer, bread), in towns and cities, while rural communities give her dominion over animals in general, making her patron of hunters. The Bloodwood in the Vale Lands is said to have sprung from blood she spilled during the Great Betrayal. It is a wild, forbidding place, and the diminutive Bloodwood tribes who call the deep woods home revere her exclusively.
  • Domuat — Death — All people come to the Ashen Lands in the end, unless the cycle is interrupted by necromancy. The church of Domuat see the undead as cheating the inevitability of death. His priests are called Gray Brothers, and handle funerary rites. There is also an order of monks of Domuat who reside in the mountains near Ravensgate. He is seen as impartial, neither good nor evil. Merely patient.
  • Kalinde — Cities — Kalinde represents order. She has no priests. Instead, she is served by clerks, administrators, and Justicars who act as travelling judge, jury, and executioners. She holds stronger sway in larger communities, but is respected almost everywhere.
  • Aleph/Zhed — Man — The twin Gods of Man are thought to be walking the world mysteriously at all times. Representing the extremes of mankind’s potential, Aleph teaches compassion and peace while Zhed is the patron of thieves and murderers. Aleph has no priesthood, instead maintaining a large network of service monasteries in both the Vale and Caliphate. Zhed tends to only be worshiped privately or in small circles of like-minded individuals.
  • Qi — Magic, Knowledge, Secrets — No one knows quite where Qi came from. Some think that the God of a Thousand Faces arrived with the refugees who settled Yerba Kolo, as only those dense jungles were deep enough to hide Qi’s secrets. The largest temple to Qi is located in Yerba Kolo, but most good-sized towns recognize him. His temples offer people the opportunity to share secrets that they cannot share anywhere else, as the priests of Qi are incapable of sharing them with anyone else. He is patron of scholars, mages, and spies, giving him a large footprint in Ravensgate.

And then there’s the Goddess of Water, Del’b Kadah, long thought dead and gone. It is her return to Ravensgate that sets everything else in motion. And with my love of the Cthulhu Mythos, how can I resist an epic fantasy novel that plays with the notion of Old Gods returning?

The question of what is set in motion, who moves to stop it, and who moves to join it, will be discussed in the next post where we take a look at the characters.

Remembering Ivan

Posted: April 4, 2013 in Uncategorized
Ivan with improvised weapon, Colorado, Spring 1987.

Ivan with improvised weapon, Colorado, Spring 1987.

Death doesn’t matter to the dead. No, it falls to us, the living who are left behind to process the loss, make some sense of everything, shoulder the burden then move on.

There were times when I was younger where I was sure that Ivan would die a fiery death, victim of his own misadventure. Most of the time I figured he’d live forever. I never would have considered something as mundane as liver failure. It strains credibility. Like Smaug getting felled by colon cancer.

But none of us are young gods anymore. Maybe we never were. There is gray in our hair now. We have bad backs, scars, and perspective from hard life lessons learned. We take pills for anxiety, or blood pressure, or to help us sleep.

When we were in that magical age between sixteen and twenty-one, we thought we knew everything. We had it all figured out, didn’t we? Our friends back then were going to be our friends for the rest of our lives. We were so smart. A pack of young wolves, ready to make the world ours.

Of course, we were fools.

Ivan slipped away from us the other day. It’s the final “Ta-dah!” of the vanishing act he’s been perfecting for over twenty years. I’ve maintained or rebuilt several of the important friendships from that time. But for reasons I may never understand, Ivan chose the opposite road. I think he liked being enigmatic, a cipher. I have to think he enjoyed it, this wall he build around himself and his life. I have to believe it because nothing else makes sense to me.

Despite not having said more than two sentences to him in over two decades, not a week goes by when I don’t think of Ivan. I have friends who have never met him who can share favorite Ivan stories. I was remembering one over coffee with people not three days ago, where he had accidentally locked himself in the bathroom overnight, spooked by a gurgling toilet in the other bathroom because of Stephen King’s “It.”

Ivan introduced me to the Velvet Underground, and Blind Faith, and Rocky Horror. He deconstructed Roman Candles he deemed “lame,” and repacked them into film canisters packed with toilet paper for some truly impressive fireworks. He wrestled with the family’s black lab in the backyard. He orchestrated the most elaborate practical joke I’ve ever seen in real life, involving a “Blue Thunder” soundtrack on cassette. He’s responsible for my friendship with a woman who remains, after all this time, one of the best friends I’ve ever had. He also is one of only two friends who met the woman who broke my heart so bad it shaped every adult relationship/romance since.

Ivan taught me the value in knowing which fights to fight, and when to just smile and nod. And that skill alone has done me more good than just about anything I was taught in school.

Ivan was the first of that circle of friends to fall. He was my blood brother.

And I can’t express how angry I am over the loss. Not just of Ivan, but of the twenty-plus years where he kept to an ever-narrowing circle. I never knew him as an adult. He’ll always be that punk teenager, laughing at authority, and ready to protect his friends no matter what.

In all reality, Ivan slipped away from us a long time ago. It didn’t have to be that way. I’ll never understand why it happened. But it was his choice. And Ivan was always a puzzle, with sparkle in his eyes and a coyote’s smile.

I think that’s how I’ll always remember him.

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In the fingers of trolls…

Upon finding out that I was writing “Epic Fantasy,” earlier in the week, a friend asked me if it would have orcs in it. This is an understandable shorthand. There is a lot of baggage when it comes to epic fantasy. And while the Ravensgate books will not actually have orcs in it, it’s still in many ways that kind of fantasy. But it’s a bit more complicated than that.

How do you describe an epic fantasy without using shorthand? “It’s like Lord of the Rings meets Game of Thrones with a dash of Cthulhu?” See, it says a lot, but doesn’t really tell you anything. Not the least of which, it doesn’t establish whether there are orcs or not. Again, no orcs. But I do have much worse. Like flocks of carnivorous birds and some truly unsettling undead.

I decided the best way to give an peek behind the scenes was to break it all down into three easily digestible pieces. I’ll be doing one a week, looking at various aspects of the Ravensgate novel Death Like Cold Water. Those aspects are place, religion, and people–all of which factor heavily into why I’m excited to be writing this novel.

Today, an overview of the continent of Zel Hazaj and the rival cultures that call it home.

Bisected roughly west-to-east by a massive mountain range, a high plateau, and a menacing jungle valley bordered by cliffs to the north and south and ocean to the east, Zel Hazaj is a place of contrasts.

Fertile green fields and woods of the north comprise the Vale Lands: a largely feudal society of 144 counties ruled by noble families. Each family also selects someone to represent them in the Council of Thorns in Cambria, the administrative capital of the Vale. Beneath the rolling hills, the long-lived fae known as the Doonda Sidhe sleep and plot, waiting to take their lands back from the hands of man.

The south is dominated by deserts, rugged hills, and temperate coastlines. Known as the Caliphate of Dust, it is ruled over by a single bloodline from the power of the Peacock Throne in Ansur su-Kalinde on the western edge of the country. The largest, and oldest, city on Zel Hazaj is Anwat al-Masewi, a sprawling port in the south named after the God of Oceans who destroyed the city originally built there. Chancellors appointed by the Caliph oversee individual cities and regions,

Separating the two countries are three factors. In the east, the valley kingdom of Yerba Kolo, rendered impassible by rivers, dense jungles, lost cities choked with serpent men, fearsome giant lizards, and a warrior queen who guards her secrets, and land, with ferocity. In the center of Zel Hazaj you will find the Khal Plateau, named for the nomadic tribes of warriors who resisted a thousand years of human interference and are the only group hardy enough to live in the wind-scoured heights comfortably. To the west, there is a single pass in the high mountains, at the top of which sits Ravensgate: a border city built on the shores of a giant, dead lake and protected by the undead forces of the necromancers of Ravensgate College.

Ravensgate itself is the focus of the novel, though much of the book happens outside of the city. It has the distinction of being the only real border town between two powerful cultures. Though the Vale and Caliphate have been at a tentative peace for decades, a cold war atmosphere has settled onto Ravensgate, making it a city of cross-culture influence and intrigue, as well as a center of learning, and a cold, claustrophobic necropolis on the fringes of the Vale Lands.

Ravensgate for me feels a bit like Vienna, the crossroads of the world. Add to that the horror element of skeletal soldiers on the walls, the bodies of those who die in the city recycled into components at Bonepicker Hall, and a vast, dead lake. It’s a city that I’ve wanted to work within for quite a while, which is strange in a way because it’s the last place in this world I really developed.

The Caliphate, specifically Anwat al-Masewi came first because I always wanted to see more fantasy in a desert setting. The Khal plateau was part of that section as well, with the Caliphate seeing the grasslands as an unofficial protectorate of the Peacock Throne. I developed Yerba Kolo next just because I wanted a jungle full of dinosaurs and stalwart knights riding flesh-eating lizards, and then the secrets of the nation slowly grew from there. I followed that with the complicated politics and intrigue of the Vale Lands. Ravensgate was a simple attempt to provide a good place for those cultures to meet, interact, and spark.

If the Caliphate was Arabian Nights, and Yerba Kolo was Robert E. Howard, with the Vale taking cues from Kushner’s “Swordspoint” and Martin’s “Game of Thrones,” then Ravensgate was another beast entirely. It was Graham Greene’s “The Third Man” with the undead. And what’s not to love about that?

That is until the return of an ancient, long-forgotten god threatens the balance of power, at which point Ravensgate is thrown into the center of attention.

Ah, but that’s a matter of religion, so we should save that for next week.

In the meantime, here’s some Portishead to set the mood for Ravensgate.

Open for an Adventure

Posted: March 16, 2013 in Novels
Taksara abides

Taksara abides

The best laid plans and whatnot. I can take comfort in the fact that everyone has a different process, and that what works for one person doesn’t work for everyone. I can tell myself that you have to follow the passion and write what you’re driven to write. I can even admit that there are tons of ideas out there, and they’ll turn into stories or they won’t, but they’ll happen in their own time.

This doesn’t really help that much when I set aside a book that I’m about halfway done with. That Americana road “urban” fantasy I had been working on, that I had been EXCITED about only 4 months ago? Haven’t touched it for more than a read-through and light tweaks since early December. It’s fair to say I’ve been spinning my wheels. Yes, I did finish two short stories that I’m super proud of, and they’re out in the world, being considered for a pair of anthologies.

But long-form…that’s another story.  Other than sending a querry for my novel Ink Calls to Ink out to a selection of new potential agents, it’s been hard going.

That said, I firmly believe that if you leave yourself open, the universe will surprise you.

See, I used to love epic fantasy. I’ve even toyed with writing it. And why not, really? I developed a very detailed fantasy world for the purposes of an RPG, intending to publish it as a sourcebook. And a key element of epic fantasy is the world-building, and almost by accident, I did that. With the world of Anwat just sitting around, what stories could I possibly tell there?

With that in mind, I put together the idea for a trilogy (because that’s how these things are done, right?). The first book was completely outlined, and the other two were roughly sketched out so I knew the bulk of what was to happen. I had nine characters and three (and a half) interweaving pieces. (The “half” is the POV of someone who falls in with the enemy, and I expect that part to get larger in later books, if not in a revision of the original outline.)

The tragic thing, at least from my perspective, is that I wrote the outline in December of 2007. The outline for a fantasy novel I REALLY wanted to write had been written over five years ago. Then things got in the way.

I can’t complain, really. I got a lot of other things done in that time. It wasn’t like I devoted my life to watching reality television. I did a lot of writing in that five years. I got kind of good at it. Maybe it’s a good thing I didn’t try it then.

But looking at it again with fresh eyes, I can feel that initial spark. I can see what I loved in these characters. And I can see how I can do a bit more and make it even better. I realize that even then, I wanted to work with strong female protagonists, and diverse characters. My primary character is Preston the Lesser, a tomboyish academic living in the shadow of her famous necromancer father, Preston the Black. A big part of her journey is learning to trust her intelligence while she forges her own path and identity outside of the university.

In fact, I broke the entire outline down by chapters. Of the thirty-two chapters in the original outline, Preston the Lesser gets thirteen of them. The next closest is Ulls, the disgraced hunters trying to outlive his reputation for cowardice, who only gets eight chapters–and he’s paired with two strong females for most of the book. Of the nine characters, five are female, and there isn’t a weak one in the bunch. That goes double for the one who embraces the evil at the heart of the story. Holy doodle, she’s incredible.

So where does this leave me?

I suspect that epic fantasy might be having a bit of resurgence thanks to a certain HBO series based on an unfinished fantasy epic which shall remain nameless. But who knows if that trend will continue long enough for me to write, rewrite, polish, and shop this?

And really, do I even care?

It’s not like I’ve ever based what I want to write on market forces. For crapsake, I wrote a pulp sci-fi novella called No Escape From Planet Motherfucker which is best described as Tarantino  in space! It’s not like I thought the market was clamoring for that nugget of weirdness!

There’s only one reason I should revisit the first book  in The Ravensgate Chronicles, and that’s if it excites me enough that I can picture knocking out 100,000 words of it and then following up with two more books of similar size. Based on my reread of the outline, I’m feeling it. I need to break it up a bit, add in a few more chapters to space things out more evenly and motivate the story a bit more. I can get that done this weekend easily enough.

It looks like I’m open for an adventure after all.

 

 

In Praise of Greenwood

Posted: March 2, 2013 in Uncategorized
Rainy Spring in Greenwood

Rainy Spring in Greenwood

Any town of sufficient size has neighborhoods. Heck, even the dinky-ass tourist town I grew up in had them. When people think of Seattle, they think of the Pike Place Market and the Space Needle. When Seattle locals think of the city, they think of it in terms of Cap Hill, Pioneer Square, Fremont, Magnolia.

See, the thing is, no one lives in “Seattle,” in the same way no one really lives in New York. It’s all about the neighborhoods.

I’ve lived in the Seattle area for about 15 years now. Almost half of that has been spent in Greenwood. It’s my neighborhood. It’s my home.

Maybe it’s because it reminds me of where I grew up. Greenwood Ave, running along a N-S axis is a lot like Main Street, in a way. It’s about the same length, really. The Main drag ran from 5th-10th, while to me the Greenwood drag runs from about 84th-87th, with a side-spur of 2 blocks West along 85th, so area is about the same.

But there are significant differences. Gone are all the tourist shops and redundant art galleries. Sure, Greenwood has a few gallery spaces, but only a few, and they’re tucked away, hosting showings, and not selling poster-sized prints to vacationing Texans. Gone are the shops selling t-shirts and shot-glasses and post cards. Instead, we have a couple of antique shops.

With the exception of a movie theater, Greenwood has pretty much everything I want within a 5-10 minute walk from my front door. In fact, I can see my kitchen and living room windows from the table in the coffeeshop where I’m writing this.

Let’s talk coffeeshops. I have two, yes two, less than a block from me. The Monkey Grind is a nice, intimate space with fun art that rotates through every month. The coffee is brilliant, as are the sandwiches. The two young ladies who own and operate it are super nice and are always playing good music when I go in there. I could shuffle in on a Sunday morning to write in my slippers (as I’ve been known to do) if I wanted to. Or I could go to Ampersand, which is just as close. With a big, airy kitchen kind of feel, amazing Hawaiian coffee, and a “pantry” of cool foods (hot sauces, dried fruits, micro-brew beers, chocolates), and delicious fresh-baked goods, it’s absolutely unique. And there is a table big enough to accommodate an entire Saturday morning writing group that might, on occasion, filter in and out over the course of a few hours.

In easy walking distance, I have great shopping options: a big grocery store, a huge newly revamped Fred Meyer department store, a great game store, a little Mexican grocery to pick up ingredients that Safeway doesn’t have (or overcharges for) , a shipping place, my local comic shop, two antique shops, and a couple of little art galleries.

And then there’s dining options. Within five blocks of me, I have: a brilliant Thai place that serves a fiery Phad Kra Pow Jay (my favorite dish), a family-style diner that makes one of my favorite burgers in town (as well amazing corned beef hash), two great gyro places (the famous Mr. Gyros for quick walk-up/take-away, and the sit and enjoy it delight of Hummus Cafe), brilliant sushi right next to my comic shop, the Naked City Brewery & Taphouse where I might enjoy a game of Monopoly over beers and amazing food, cocktails and street tacos at The Yard, or family-style Mexican food at Gordito’s with burritos the size of a swaddled newborn, the inspired and classy Gainsbourgh when I want a Death in the Afternoon and nibbles, or the raucous Angry Beaver hockey bar for when I want to read my comics on a Saturday afternoon with curried chicken skewers, fries, and a beer.

Whew!

Throw in a few more coffee houses (one of which is also a gourmet chocolate shop), and a total dive Chinese restaurant bar which is also the best karaoke bar north of Downtown (and my second home), and you have one HELL of a great neighborhood. Heck. We even have banks, barber shops, and a pot dispensary or two if that’s your thing.

People sometimes ask why I don’t bother having a car.

I used to. But I got rid of it around the time I moved to Greenwood. Honestly, with this much great stuff in walking distance, located at the nexus of the 5 bus to Downtown, and the 48 bus to the University District and Cap Hill, why do I need one?

Who needs to drive anywhere? I’m already home.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go get another cup of coffee and finish out this story. I have a busy day planned in the neighborhood.

Ed. It has been mentioned by a friend and neighbor that I would be remiss if I did not mention the lovely bookstores either in or easy walking distance from the core neighborhood. We also have a handful of tattoo parlors, sports bars and a huge car show every summer. A little something for everyone.